Mark Foley Turned Down 'Insulting'
Monday, March 03, 2008
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Former Congressman Mark Foley turned down a $2 million offer to be the spokesman for K-Y Jelly, calling it a "f---ing insult" in the British edition of Boffin' Boyz magazine.
"Last week my male escort service called me and said, 'You've been offered an incredibly big deal. It's to be the, er- face of K-Y Jelly,'" Foley said in the interview. "I just said, 'Sorry, but that has to be a f---ing insult. That sh-t doesn't work anywhere near as well as a handful of Vaseline. I'd rather my boyfriend was using frigging axle grease than K-Y. I mean, OWWWW!'"
Foley, a hypocritical, congressional page-chasing pervert, does admit in the magazine to using hand cream in a pinch, calling the left-over taste "no more unusual than regular toothpaste," and to wearing cork-soled platform shoes to show off his pedicure and to "appear taller."
He also says he put off marrying any of his boyfriends without a pre-nuptial agreement that would cover any future endorsement deals.
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