I'm not a racist. I just play one on Huffington Post.
Why the nutroots hate blacks, but love blackface
By Jane Hamsher
I refuse to understand how anyone was genuinely offended by the choice of images accompanying my blog post today on the Huffington Post. It’s also important to note that I continue to be beset by those who lie and maintain I work for Ned Lamont’s campaign. Michelle Malkin is nothing but a lying liar who lies about everything and tells lies about me. I'm merely an "independent" blogger sitting on the Lamont campaign sidelines. I have no input or control. I don't own a video camera and don't know how to use one. I never filmed Lamont's first videoblog. I don't even know how to drive! How could I have chauffeured Lamont and his staff? I'm a communist who only uses barter to maintain a subsistence lifestyle. In Hartford. I never use money, I wouldn't touch it, and I never raised money for him. Can I help it if Lamont still has me on his blogroll? Mere coincidence. Lamont has no control of any blogs and I answer to nobody. I pulled the photo because I WANTED to. Yeah. That's the ticket.
At the request of the Lamont people, who I don't know, never met, and never will meet, I removed the image earlier today.
Senator Lieberman’s campaign has used this in attempt to hurt Lamont and score political points, mustering their own faux indignation in an attempt to further distract from the issues important to the voters of Connecticut. I know what's important in Connecticut. It's not the feelings of blacks- I mean, this is CONNECTICUT, folks. We import our blacks and minorities according to strict quotas using stringent quality control. It reduces the smell.
But for some reason, more questions have been asked about me, a blogger. With so much at stake this election, is the choice of images used by a mere supporter really newsworthy? Do you really care if blacks are offended? I know I don't. Defeating the minions of the bushchimphitler cabal is worth any price.
To the extent that slant-eyed, conservative gooks like Michelle Malkin are trying to harm Ned Lamont with this made-up dispute by "defending" his opponent with these absurd charges of racism — I say come on down and take it up with the person who did it, namely me. I don't care what the gook bitch says, I'm not a racist. I answer to nobody, I'm associated with no one, no one even knows who I am and I operate entirely on my own volition. If you have a problem with something I’ve written, you know where to find me. I challenge you to a duel, MICHELLE. We both strip naked, cover ourselves with salad oil and jump on the wrestling mat. You're so sexy, I- no, wait-
But perhaps it’s also time people started asking why we need blacks and minorities anyway. The democrat party has always been the party of the white man, the party of the KKK and the party of George Wallace. We've always managed to snooker blacks into voting for us anyway. To the extent they don't, so what. The democrats have no dog in this fight in the first place.
Whatever. Connecticut voters should pause as they consider whether they are really voting for a Democrat in the Democratic primary on August 8th. I know I will.
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